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Panel 1
Monocle: (Pointing to Beanie) I need you to work over the weekend. The customer needs this tested and shipped yesterday!
Beanie: Ugh... Fine!
Panel 2
Three Months Later
Panel 3
Beanie: (Waving to Monocle) Hey, whatever happened with the customer? Are they happy with our changes?
Panel 4
Monocle: From what I heard, it is still boxed-up on their loading dock. Last minute priority shift, I guess.
Panel 5
(Beanie is visibly angry)
Monocole: But! I still got my bonus for shipping on-time! I'll throw you folks a pizza party soon!
Panel 6
Bow: (sitting behind a desk that says HR on the front) Why, yes! Waterboarding our customers would violate company policy.
Beanie: How about my manager instead?
Bow: Also a violation, sorry!
In case it wasn't obvious, don't actually waterboard someone. It is not a very nice thing to do.